Things That Scare Me About Texas

- lots of dead cow skulls in people's yards
- chicken fried __________ (i get it, it's tasty people, but...)
- people really dressed like cowboys (and not employed as a cowboy)
- my Blackberry doesn't hold a charge here
- self identifying as a vegetarian elicits similar reaction to having swine flu
- the Governor is actively urging secession
- traffic

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