Things I Would NOT Rather Be Doing Today (Rather Than Working)

- attending a Congressional town hall meeting
- answering constituent phone calls on Capitol Hill
- watching Glenn Beck make shit up and have ignorent viewers believe it
- reading Karl Rove's first draft
- running on The Mall (feels like temp: 432 degrees)
- returning my cable box to Comcast (has been like 6 months since I switched to FIOS)