Do Not Resist

So, these days I tend to check the New Orleans Times Picayune (that's pick-ay-yoon!) for strange, but true stories for the Bach in the Bayou blog. Today doesn't disappoint.

Sample Headlines:

Razzoo Victim Resisted

Fried Chicken Mogul Spends Last Days "Tryin' to Get Right with the Lord"

Wanted: Volunteers to Build Whorehouse

FEMA Misses Deadline for Plan. Again.